TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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