chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i dont even know how to be here
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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