I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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