I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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