it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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