you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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