You work out of a Hotel?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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