Have you finally orgasmed yet?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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