You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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