We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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