i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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