i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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