I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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