I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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