he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
