doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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