just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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