wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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