He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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