Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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