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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Good decisions....

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up

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(502): View more from Kentucky

After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.

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(773): View more from Illinois

after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown

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(509): View more from Washington

threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again

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(956): View more from Texas

You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Guess whose grandma smokes weed?

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