I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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