I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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