do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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