margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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