Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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