I don't think brook has ever known best
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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