I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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