do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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