So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Dick very happy bro
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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