awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
