Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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