Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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