I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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