I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
My balls are so social today.
Sober January is a disaster.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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