dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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