speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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