i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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