i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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