so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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