I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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