i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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