I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Are we still banned from the library?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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