Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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