Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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