I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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