weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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