Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
"it" just moved
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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