He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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