I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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