she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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