I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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