She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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