how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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