Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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